 So we went to some island somewhere, & yes I know I'm so specific, for our W&R, happily dragging my parents, Vijay, Phil, Vikki, & Guita with us. The boat we had to take to get there took like 40 mins, all the time I was on the lookout for a shark fin or jumping dolphins or something of the like, unfortunately at the end my dad told me there aren't lots of man eating creatures around here. When we got there very much wanting to swim to escape the heat that was melting our brain cells, to our near pissed off-ness we found there to be many happy Filipinos eating their one true love ( which really happens to be pork) & crowding our lusted after spot. So we improvise, after all the place is an island. Then some lady whose distant cousin could very well be pooh bear offered to take us to the island across the water in her canoe thingy with a motor. The water was so clear & turquoise as we splashed along though My mom didn't want me to hold Jaime in case we fell overboard, so I snapped pictures of random things all the way. Anyways this next place was great & rather people & pig free, always a plus, Jaimers got kinda too much sun on her bald head & I had great time carrying out shark attacks on Guita & diving off some guy's boat while trying to push Vijay off. We had a great day & Jaime celebrated by peeing & yaking all over Vicki. After capturing & returning all our five legged captives back to the wild, swimming our arms off, eating something random we brought, having some good Jesus & me time, playing counter strike with water guns, & morphing a shade darker, we headed home feeling rather like Tuleo & Miguel. Now please pass the sun lotion.
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