> > >> Now that Vancouver has won the chance to host the 2010 > > >> Winter Olympics, these are some questions people from > > >> all over the world are asking. > > >> > > >> Believe it or not these questions about Canada were > > >> posted on an International Tourism Website. > > >> > > >> Obviously the answers are a joke; but the questions > > >> were really asked! > > >> > > >> Q:I have never seen it warm on Canadian TV, so how do > > >> the plants grow?( England ) > > >> A. We import all plants fully grown and then just sit > > >> around and watch them die. > > >> > > >> Q:Will I be able to see Polar Bears in the street? > > >> ( USA ) > > >> A: Depends on how much you've been drinking. > > >> > > >> Q:I want to walk from Vancouver to Toronto-can I > > >> follow the Railroad tracks? ( Sweden ) > > >> A: Sure, it's only Four thousand miles, take lots of > > >> water. > > >> > > >> Q:Is it safe to run around in the bushes in Canada ? > > >> ( Sweden ) > > >> A: So it's true what they say about Swedes. > > >> > > >> Q: Are there any ATM's (cash machines) in Canada ? Can > > >> you send me a list of them in Toronto , Vancouver , > > >> Edmonton and Halifax ? ( England ) > > >> A: What, did your last slave die? > > >> > > >> Q:Can you give me some information about hippo racing > > >> in Canada ? ( USA ) > > >> A: A-fri-ca is the big triangle shaped continent south > > >> of Europe . Ca-na-da is that big country to your > > >> North...oh forget it. Sure, the hippo racing is every > > >> Tuesday night in Calgary . Come naked. > > >> > > >> Q:Which direction is North in Canada ? ( USA ) > > >> A: Face south and then turn 180 degrees Contact us > > >> when you get here and we'll send the rest of the > > >> directions. > > >> > > >> Q: Can I bring cutlery into Canada ?( England ) > > >> A: Why? Just use your fingers like we do. > > >> > > >> Q: Can you send me the Vienna Boys' Choir schedule? > > >> ( USA ) > > >> A: Aus-t ri-a is that quaint little country bordering > > >> Ger-man-y, which is...oh forget it. Sure, the Vienna > > >> Boys Choir plays every Tuesday night in Vancouver and > > >> in Calgary , straight after the hippo races. Come > > >> naked. > > >> > > >> Q: Do you have perfume in Canada ? ( Germany ) > > >> A: No, WE don't stink. > > >> > > >> Q: I have developed a new product that is the fountain > > >> of youth. Where can I sell it in Canada ?( USA ) > > >> A: Anywhere significant numbers of Americans gather. > > >> > > >> Q: Can you tell me the regions in British Columbia > > >> where the female population is smaller than the male > > >> population? ( Italy ) > > >> A: Yes, gay nightclubs. > > >> > > >> Q: Do you celebrate Thanksgiving in Canada ? ( USA ) > > >> A: Only at Thanksgiving. > > >> > > >> Q: Are there supermarkets in Toronto and is milk > > >> available all year round?( Germany ) > > >> A: No, we are a peaceful civilization of Vegan > > >> hunter/gathers. Milk is illegal. > > >> > > >> Q: I have a question about a famous animal in Canada , > > >> but I forget its name. It's a kind of big horse with > > >> horns. ( USA ) > > >> A: It's called a Moose. They are tall and very > > >> violent, eating the brains of anyone walking close to > > >> them. You can scare them off by spraying yourself with > > >> human urine before you go out walking. > > >> > > >> Q: Will I be able to speak English most places I go? > > >> ( USA ) > > >> A: Yes, but you will have to learn it first.
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